Closing Ceremonies

Remember my dreamy Spring Break? Remember that time when, on the last day of aforementioned Spring Break, the baby got an ear infection and the preschooler started barfing all over, and the barfing preschooler woke up the sick baby and everyone spent the afternoon covered in puke and crying instead of having a nice, peaceful nap?

Yeah, me too.

But we had a good run. And I gained three pounds this week, which means I did a reasonable share of sitting around doing nothing. I'm gonna call that a win.

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get the Resolve.